hitchhikersguidetothewhoniverse:
OMFG THIS CAN’T BE REAL!!!
why would they agree to do this
but why wouldn’t you just jerk off. its basically the same thing
^ i think its cus you cant pull your penis that far out, and if you could that would be pretty…yucky. ewww, but hey i guess jacking off can def be a work out .
(Source: xavierponce)
